Brittany Pettibone
Alt-Right fluff
Named after a damp peninsula in France and with a “porcelain” beauty, Pettibone is one of the Alt-Right’s premier e-THOTS. Her surname, evocative of a small penis, is also somewhat odd, although thanks to all the Ts and Ns in her name, it has certain ring to it.
After the Alt-Right’s simp wells started to run dry in 2019, she finally decided to marry some guy (Austrian ex-Neo-Nazi and “identitarian” Martin Sellner) at the advanced age of 27. She made up for her lack of nubile and pristine youthfulness by being slightly taller than him.
